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Joel M. Reed was an American film director, producer and screenwriter.\nJoel Reed has been in many films including deadeye and he plays Uncle Joe in Louis Marino film The Dysfunctional Mob.
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The Second Egyptian–Ottoman War lasted from 1839 until 1841 and was fought mainly in Syria. It has sometimes been referred to as the Syrian War or Second Syrian War.
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Starboard Value is an American hedge fund that was founded in 2002 by Jeffrey Smith and Mark Mitchell with Smith serving as CEO.
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