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Bodies: The Exhibition is an exhibition showcasing human bodies that have been preserved through a process called plastination and dissected to display bodily systems. It opened in Tampa, Florida on August 20, 2005. It is similar to, though not affiliated with, the exhibition Body Worlds. The exhibit displays internal organs and organic systems, bodies staged in active poses, and fetuses in various stages of development.
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