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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
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